I'm killing her!

For some reason my brain is weird. It's not like I'm mentally handicapped. More on the contrary. My thought process is always working on overtime, no matter what I'm doing, I cant stop thinking random things... Opposing views of my own, contradicting their selves in my little mind, strings of what-ifs and how-coulds. This has had no affect on my personal life in the past. As of late these thoughts have been seeping from where they belong, in the depths of my screwed up dark little frontal lobe, into my Broca's area then falling right out of my mouth. This wouldn't be a problem in normal conversation. You know, the kind with normal beginnings and ends? This, unfortunately, is not the case. There are no ends or normal beginnings to my thoughts. As I stated before, they are literally just strings of random ideas.

Got to give you a pebble for the rest of this issue: I'm married. Guess who's ear is consistently blessed with these brilliant thoughts from the deep? Thats right, my wife! (begin string:Sarcasm)She is sooo happy that I go on and on about nothing. She just cannot wait to hear all of these great things that I have to say!(end string:Sarcasm) But it never stops, and when I see her squirming in her seat or struggling to focus on the work she has at hand, I feel as if my problem is becoming more of an issue for her instead of myself. You see, she loves me, and with love comes sacrifice. However, I do not think that anyone should have to endure this kind of torture. So this gave me a wonderful idea! Instead of allowing these thoughts to flow into the Broca's area, lets redirect their traffic. So, where can I send these thoughts, and ideas, where she doesn't have to hear them? Ooh, I know! A path somewhere special deep inside of my cerebellum through my nervous system and into these bendy appendages called fingers, which will then pass these great words to the inter-webs through repetitively awesome tapping on my plastic alphabet. This will then allow me to break the over flowing dam which attempts to hold back the river which is my train of thought. Even better, it gives her (and everyone else for that matter) the option to deal with this mess that I call thinking or to just allow the flow to be unheard.

Take note. Some of these thoughts are quite brilliant, (most) others, not so much... But if you are (for some twisted reason) interested in this roller coaster ride of thought, feel free to follow or even comment.
These thoughts are my own, but in no way represent how I feel. They are just my somewhat coherent translation of my uncontrollable over thinking of nothing and everything.... Annnnnnd GO!